Oh man oh man am I in trouble...
I have taken to my house and will shroud myself in secrecy or else the right wing might come stone me. No, not for being a woman-loving single parent who has been known to work on the sabbath - but because I have cursed at my mother! And the bible clearly states:
"Anyone who curses their father or mother is to be put to death". Leviticus 20:9
Who knew? I knew god hated gays, shellfish, adultery and poly-cotton blends - but I did NOT know I wasn't allowed to call my mother a self-centered, ego-maniacal b$#tch!
DAMN!
